Specialties and Classics

Whether it’s a breakfast classic or one of our most popular specialty dishes, WiseCracks has something for everyone.

View Our Specialties & Classics Menu

Specialties and Classics

Whether it’s a breakfast classic or one of our most popular specialty dishes, WiseCracks has something for everyone.

View Our Specialties & Classics Menu

Specialties and Classics

Whether it’s a breakfast classic or one of our most popular specialty dishes, WiseCracks has something for everyone.
View Our Specialties & Classics Menu

Specialties and Classics

Whether it’s a breakfast classic or one of our most popular specialty dishes, WiseCracks has something for everyone.
View Our Specialties & Classics Menu

From The Griddle

Delicious, fresh, and always a favorite category, "From The Griddle" caters to both the sweet and savory palate! Jazz up your selection with whipped cream and fresh berries for only $1.95!

View Our Griddle Menu

From The Griddle

Delicious, fresh, and always a favorite category, "From The Griddle" caters to both the sweet and savory palate! Jazz up your selection with whipped cream and fresh berries for only $1.95!

View Our Griddle Menu

From The Griddle

Delicious, fresh, and always a favorite category, "From The Griddle" caters to both the sweet and savory palate! Jazz up your selection with whipped cream and fresh berries for only $1.95!
View Our Griddle Menu

From The Griddle

Delicious, fresh, and always a favorite category, "From The Griddle" caters to both the sweet and savory palate! Jazz up your selection with whipped cream and fresh berries for only $1.95!
View Our Griddle Menu

Back To The Basics

Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.

View Our Basics Menu

Back To The Basics

Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.

View Our Basics Menu

Back To The Basics

Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.
View Our Basics Menu

Back To The Basics

Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.
View Our Basics Menu

Wet Your Whistle

From marshmallows on your hot chocolate to strawberries in your lemonade, WiseCracks has a specialty drink to surely wet your whistle.

View Our Drink Menu

Wet Your Whistle

From marshmallows on your hot chocolate to strawberries in your lemonade, WiseCracks has a specialty drink to surely wet your whistle.

View Our Drink Menu

Wet Your Whistle

From marshmallows on your hot chocolate to strawberries in your lemonade, WiseCracks has a specialty drink to surely wet your whistle.
View Our Drink Menu

Wet Your Whistle

From marshmallows on your hot chocolate to strawberries in your lemonade, WiseCracks has a specialty drink to surely wet your whistle.
View Our Drink Menu

Omelettes

Our 3-4 egg omelettes are served with hash browns, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese and choice of toasted white, wheat, rye, sourdough bread or a toasted English muffin topped with Grandma’s Homemade Strawberry Jam.

View Our Omelettes Menu

Omelettes

Our 3-4 egg omelettes are served with hash browns, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese and choice of toasted white, wheat, rye, sourdough bread or a toasted English muffin topped with Grandma’s Homemade Strawberry Jam.

View Our Omelettes Menu

Omelettes

Our 3-4 egg omelettes are served with hash browns, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese and choice of toasted white, wheat, rye, sourdough bread or a toasted English muffin topped with Grandma’s Homemade Strawberry Jam.
View Our Omelettes Menu

Omelettes

Our 3-4 egg omelettes are served with hash browns, home fries, a fruit cup or cottage cheese and choice of toasted white, wheat, rye, sourdough bread or a toasted English muffin topped with Grandma’s Homemade Strawberry Jam.
View Our Omelettes Menu

Skillets

Served with two eggs any style, white, wheat, rye, sourdough bread or an English muffin, toasted and topped with Grandma’s Homemade Jam.

View Our Skillets Menu

Skillets

Served with two eggs any style, white, wheat, rye, sourdough bread or an English muffin, toasted and topped with Grandma’s Homemade Jam.

View Our Skillets Menu

Skillets

Served with two eggs any style, white, wheat, rye, sourdough bread or an English muffin, toasted and topped with Grandma’s Homemade Jam.
View Our Skillets Menu

Skillets

Served with two eggs any style, white, wheat, rye, sourdough bread or an English muffin, toasted and topped with Grandma’s Homemade Jam.
View Our Skillets Menu

Menu

Back To The Basics

Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.

One Egg

$ 6.25

Two Eggs

$ 7.50

Ham, bacon or sausage and two eggs

$ 9.95

Ham, bacon or sausage and one egg

$ 8.50

Early Bird Special!

Available until 8am!

$ 7.50

Benny's

Julias Love Child

Ham, bacon, asparagus, broccoli, garlic, and green onion sautéed together and tossed with home fries, then topped with two poached eggs and finished with hollandaise & choice of toast.

$ 15.00

For the Love of Benny

This amazing mix-up includes poached eggs, bacon, avocado, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. House fave!

$ 15.00

Cowboy “Benny”

Fresh buttermilk biscuits topped with mini hamburger patties scrambled eggs, and hollandaise. Served with hashbrowns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.

$ 10.50

Eggs “Benny”

This classic rendition includes hickory ham, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. Eggs Florentine may be substituted.

$ 10.50

From The Griddle

Delicious, fresh, and always a favorite category, "From The Griddle" caters to both the sweet and savory palate! Jazz up your selection with whipped cream and fresh berries!

Mother Clucker

Crispy chicken, Tillamook cheddar, grilled homemade biscuit topped with country gravy & choice of a side

$ 12.50

Chicken and Waffles

Boneless chicken and waffles with quality crispy fried chicken piled on a Belgian waffle.

$ 13.00

Buttermilk Pancakes

$

Belgian Waffle

$ 7.50

Biscuits & Gravy

$ 7.95 (Large) $ 5.95 (Small)

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

$

Texas-Style French Toast

$ 8.50

Fresh Blueberry Pancakes

$

Omelettes

3-4 egg omelettes served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and choice of white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade strawberry jam.

Plain Jayne Omelette

Choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone, or pepperjack cheeses.

$ 9.50

Spanish Omelette

Spicy chorizo sausage, green chilies, sauteed onions and peppers, and pepperjack cheese topped with ranchero sauce and sour cream.

$ 10.75

Ham & Cheese Omelette

Hickory smoked ham and choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone or pepperjack cheeses.

$ 9.95

The Cisco Kid

Avocado, mushroom, bell pepper and onion with cheddar and pepperjack cheeses.

$ 10.75

Garden Omelette

Broccoli, mushroom, onion, tomato, cheddar cheese and garlic.

$ 10.75

Western Omelette

Bacon, tomato, avocado and cheddar cheese.

$ 10.75

Greek Omelette

Mix of Kalamata olive, marinated artichoke hearts, capers, roasted red pepper and garlic with feta cheese and fresh spinach.

$ 10.50

El Diablo

This fireball comes with sauteed jalapeno and onion and spicy chorizo sausage, then finished with pepperjack cheese.

$ 10.75

Mile-High Omelette

Sauteed bell pepper, onion, hickory ham and cheddar cheese.

$ 10.75

El Juapo

The heart stopper! An eight-egg omelette stuffed with mushrooms, tomatos, green onion, bacon, sausage and ham, then smothered in mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.

$ 15.50

Skillets

Served with two eggs any style and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.

NW Veg Skillet

Broccoli, cauliflower, mushroom, onion and tomato sauteed and tossed with garlic and seasoned potatoes, then topped with Tillamook cheddar.

$ 10.95

Cajun Skillet

Chorizo sausage, hickory ham, roasted red pepper, green onion, and garlic sauteed with cajun-seasoned potatoes and topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.

$ 10.95

Yee-Hah (South of the Border) Skillet

Spicy Spanish chorizo, sauteed pepper and onion, black olive, cheddar and pepperjack cheeses all served with fresh guacamole and sour cream then tossed with seasoned potatoes.

$ 11.50

“Everything but the Kitchen Sink” Skillet

Bacon, chorizo, ham, onion, tomato, mushroom and black olive topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses tossed with seasoned potatoes.

$ 11.50

Athens Skillet

A mixture of roasted red pepper, artichoke heart, garlic, kalamata olive, capers, and fresh spinach tossed with seasoned potatoes and topped with feta cheese.

$ 10.95

Cheese Steak Skillet

Tender chunks of beef sauteed with onions and peppers, then tossed with our seasoned potatoes and topped with our 3-cheese blend.

$ 10.95

Specialties & Classics

Whether it’s a breakfast classic or one of our most popular specialty dishes, WiseCracks has something for everyone.

Huevos Rancheros

Two flour tortillas with Machaca-style black beans, a three cheese blend and three eggs any style topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns or home fries. *vegetarian black beans available.

$ 10.95

Slamwich

Grilled Texas-style French toast smothered in cheddar, Swiss, scrambled eggs, and choice of bacon, sausage or ham, then sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.

$ 9.95

Country Road

Come on home with traditional country fried steak smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 12.95

Big Bad Wet Breakfast Burrito

A grande flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo and a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.

$ 10.50

Miss. Swiss

Asparagas, mushrooms and garlic sauteed in butter and scrambled with 3 eggs, then topped with Swiss. Served with hashbrowns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and toast w/ Grandma’s homemade jam.

$ 10.50

3rd Street Scramble

Scrambled eggs cooked with roasted garlic, fresh spinach, mushroom, feta and pine-nuts. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 10.50

Pigs in a Blanket

Three sausage links wrapped in fluffy buttermilk pancakes and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with 2 eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.

$ 11.50

Loco-Moco

This Hawaiian-style breakfast includes two scoops of steamed rice and a grilled 1/2 lb hamburger patty smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 10.95

“The Motherload”

Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips and two eggs. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 11.95

Corned Beef Hash & Eggs

A hearty delicious version of this classic breakfast, served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 10.50

German Hashbrowns & Eggs

Grilled onions and white cheddar top a healthy portion of hashbrowns. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 9.25

Hobo Hash

Home fries scrambled with three eggs, ham, bacon, green onion, garlic, tomato and cheddar cheese. Served with toast and Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 9.95

The Double Dipper

Two eggs any style served with two strips of bacon, two sausage links, and two pancakes.

$ 9.50

Beaver combi-Nation

Two eggs any style served with bacon, sausage or ham and a waffle or Texas-style French toast.

$ 10.95

Wet Your Whistle

From marshmallows on your hot chocolate to strawberries in your lemonade, WiseCracks has a specialty drink to surely wet your whistle.

Italian Soda

1/2 club Soda & 1/2 raspberry or strawberry.

$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)

Root Beer Float (Seasonal)

Root Beer with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.

$ 5.00

Beaver Believer (Seasonal)

Orange juice and Club Soda with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.

$ 5.00

Soda Pop

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mt. Dew, Ginger Ale, Rt. Beer, Sierra Mist, Dr. Pepper.

$ 1.95

Juice

Grapefruit, Pineapple, Orange, Apple, Grape, Cranberry, Tomato.

$ 2.50 (Large) $ 1.75 (Small)

Purple Cow (Seasonal)

Grape juice with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.

$ 5.00

Milk

$ 2.95 (Large) $ 1.95 (Small)

Cracked Cold Brew

$ 3.00

Strawberry Lemonade

With fresh strawberries.

$ 4.00

Organic Coffee

Regular or Decaf.

$ 3.00

Hot Tea

Earl Grey, Peppermint, Raspberry, English Breakfast.

$ 3.25

The Broken Mocha

1/2 cocoa & 1/2 coffee topped with whipped cream.

$ 3.95

Organic Chai Tea

Hot or cold with whipped cream & nutmeg.

$ 3.95

Juice Spritzer

1/2 Club Soda & 1/2 Juice of choice.

$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)

Hot Spiced Cider (Seasonal)

$ 3.95

Hot Cocoa

With whipped cream & marshmallows.

$ 3.95

Iced Tea

$ 2.75

Shirly Temple or Roy Rodgers

Sierra Mist or Pepsi with a splash of Grenadine and a Marachino Cherry.

$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)

Skillets

Served with two eggs any style and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.

NW Veg Skillet

Broccoli, cauliflower, mushroom, onion and tomato sauteed and tossed with garlic and seasoned potatoes, then topped with Tillamook cheddar.

$ 10.95

Cajun Skillet

Chorizo sausage, hickory ham, roasted red pepper, green onion, and garlic sauteed with cajun-seasoned potatoes and topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.

$ 10.95

Yee-Hah (South of the Border) Skillet

Spicy Spanish chorizo, sauteed pepper and onion, black olive, cheddar and pepperjack cheeses all served with fresh guacamole and sour cream then tossed with seasoned potatoes.

$ 11.50

“Everything but the Kitchen Sink” Skillet

Bacon, chorizo, ham, onion, tomato, mushroom and black olive topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses tossed with seasoned potatoes.

$ 11.50

Athens Skillet

A mixture of roasted red pepper, artichoke heart, garlic, kalamata olive, capers, and fresh spinach tossed with seasoned potatoes and topped with feta cheese.

$ 10.95

Cheese Steak Skillet

Tender chunks of beef sauteed with onions and peppers, then tossed with our seasoned potatoes and topped with our 3-cheese blend.

$ 10.95

Omelettes

3-4 egg omelettes served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and choice of white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade strawberry jam.

Plain Jayne Omelette

Choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone, or pepperjack cheeses.

$ 9.50

Spanish Omelette

Spicy chorizo sausage, green chilies, sauteed onions and peppers, and pepperjack cheese topped with ranchero sauce and sour cream.

$ 10.75

Ham & Cheese Omelette

Hickory smoked ham and choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone or pepperjack cheeses.

$ 9.95

The Cisco Kid

Avocado, mushroom, bell pepper and onion with cheddar and pepperjack cheeses.

$ 10.75

Garden Omelette

Broccoli, mushroom, onion, tomato, cheddar cheese and garlic.

$ 10.75

Western Omelette

Bacon, tomato, avocado and cheddar cheese.

$ 10.75

Greek Omelette

Mix of Kalamata olive, marinated artichoke hearts, capers, roasted red pepper and garlic with feta cheese and fresh spinach.

$ 10.50

El Diablo

This fireball comes with sauteed jalapeno and onion and spicy chorizo sausage, then finished with pepperjack cheese.

$ 10.75

Mile-High Omelette

Sauteed bell pepper, onion, hickory ham and cheddar cheese.

$ 10.75

El Juapo

The heart stopper! An eight-egg omelette stuffed with mushrooms, tomatos, green onion, bacon, sausage and ham, then smothered in mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.

$ 15.50

Benny's

Julias Love Child

Ham, bacon, asparagus, broccoli, garlic, and green onion sautéed together and tossed with home fries, then topped with two poached eggs and finished with hollandaise & choice of toast.

$ 15.00

For the Love of Benny

This amazing mix-up includes poached eggs, bacon, avocado, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. House fave!

$ 15.00

Cowboy “Benny”

Fresh buttermilk biscuits topped with mini hamburger patties scrambled eggs, and hollandaise. Served with hashbrowns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.

$ 10.50

Eggs “Benny”

This classic rendition includes hickory ham, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. Eggs Florentine may be substituted.

$ 10.50

Wet Your Whistle

From marshmallows on your hot chocolate to strawberries in your lemonade, WiseCracks has a specialty drink to surely wet your whistle.

Italian Soda

1/2 club Soda & 1/2 raspberry or strawberry.

$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)

Root Beer Float (Seasonal)

Root Beer with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.

$ 5.00

Beaver Believer (Seasonal)

Orange juice and Club Soda with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.

$ 5.00

Soda Pop

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mt. Dew, Ginger Ale, Rt. Beer, Sierra Mist, Dr. Pepper.

$ 1.95

Juice

Grapefruit, Pineapple, Orange, Apple, Grape, Cranberry, Tomato.

$ 2.50 (Large) $ 1.75 (Small)

Purple Cow (Seasonal)

Grape juice with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.

$ 5.00

Milk

$ 2.95 (Large) $ 1.95 (Small)

Cracked Cold Brew

$ 3.00

Strawberry Lemonade

With fresh strawberries.

$ 4.00

Organic Coffee

Regular or Decaf.

$ 3.00

Hot Tea

Earl Grey, Peppermint, Raspberry, English Breakfast.

$ 3.25

The Broken Mocha

1/2 cocoa & 1/2 coffee topped with whipped cream.

$ 3.95

Organic Chai Tea

Hot or cold with whipped cream & nutmeg.

$ 3.95

Juice Spritzer

1/2 Club Soda & 1/2 Juice of choice.

$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)

Hot Spiced Cider (Seasonal)

$ 3.95

Hot Cocoa

With whipped cream & marshmallows.

$ 3.95

Iced Tea

$ 2.75

Shirly Temple or Roy Rodgers

Sierra Mist or Pepsi with a splash of Grenadine and a Marachino Cherry.

$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)

From The Griddle

Delicious, fresh, and always a favorite category, "From The Griddle" caters to both the sweet and savory palate! Jazz up your selection with whipped cream and fresh berries!

Mother Clucker

Crispy chicken, Tillamook cheddar, grilled homemade biscuit topped with country gravy & choice of a side

$ 12.50

Chicken and Waffles

Boneless chicken and waffles with quality crispy fried chicken piled on a Belgian waffle.

$ 13.00

Buttermilk Pancakes

$

Belgian Waffle

$ 7.50

Biscuits & Gravy

$ 7.95 (Large) $ 5.95 (Small)

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

$

Texas-Style French Toast

$ 8.50

Fresh Blueberry Pancakes

$

Back To The Basics

Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.

One Egg

$ 6.25

Two Eggs

$ 7.50

Ham, bacon or sausage and two eggs

$ 9.95

Ham, bacon or sausage and one egg

$ 8.50

Early Bird Special!

Available until 8am!

$ 7.50

Specialties & Classics

Whether it’s a breakfast classic or one of our most popular specialty dishes, WiseCracks has something for everyone.

Huevos Rancheros

Two flour tortillas with Machaca-style black beans, a three cheese blend and three eggs any style topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns or home fries. *vegetarian black beans available.

$ 10.95

Slamwich

Grilled Texas-style French toast smothered in cheddar, Swiss, scrambled eggs, and choice of bacon, sausage or ham, then sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.

$ 9.95

Country Road

Come on home with traditional country fried steak smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 12.95

Big Bad Wet Breakfast Burrito

A grande flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo and a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.

$ 10.50

Miss. Swiss

Asparagas, mushrooms and garlic sauteed in butter and scrambled with 3 eggs, then topped with Swiss. Served with hashbrowns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and toast w/ Grandma’s homemade jam.

$ 10.50

3rd Street Scramble

Scrambled eggs cooked with roasted garlic, fresh spinach, mushroom, feta and pine-nuts. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 10.50

Pigs in a Blanket

Three sausage links wrapped in fluffy buttermilk pancakes and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with 2 eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.

$ 11.50

Loco-Moco

This Hawaiian-style breakfast includes two scoops of steamed rice and a grilled 1/2 lb hamburger patty smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 10.95

“The Motherload”

Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips and two eggs. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 11.95

Corned Beef Hash & Eggs

A hearty delicious version of this classic breakfast, served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 10.50

German Hashbrowns & Eggs

Grilled onions and white cheddar top a healthy portion of hashbrowns. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 9.25

Hobo Hash

Home fries scrambled with three eggs, ham, bacon, green onion, garlic, tomato and cheddar cheese. Served with toast and Grandma‛s homemade jam.

$ 9.95

The Double Dipper

Two eggs any style served with two strips of bacon, two sausage links, and two pancakes.

$ 9.50

Beaver combi-Nation

Two eggs any style served with bacon, sausage or ham and a waffle or Texas-style French toast.

$ 10.95