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Back To The Basics
Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.
One Egg
$ 6.25
Two Eggs
$ 7.50
Ham, bacon or sausage and two eggs
$ 9.95
Ham, bacon or sausage and one egg
$ 8.50
Early Bird Special!
Available until 8am!
$ 7.50
Benny's
Julias Love Child
Ham, bacon, asparagus, broccoli, garlic, and green onion sautéed together and tossed with home fries, then topped with two poached eggs and finished with hollandaise & choice of toast.
$ 15.00
For the Love of Benny
This amazing mix-up includes poached eggs, bacon, avocado, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. House fave!
$ 15.00
Cowboy “Benny”
Fresh buttermilk biscuits topped with mini hamburger patties scrambled eggs, and hollandaise. Served with hashbrowns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$ 10.50
Eggs “Benny”
This classic rendition includes hickory ham, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. Eggs Florentine may be substituted.
$ 10.50
From The Griddle
Delicious, fresh, and always a favorite category, "From The Griddle" caters to both the sweet and savory palate! Jazz up your selection with whipped cream and fresh berries!
Mother Clucker
Crispy chicken, Tillamook cheddar, grilled homemade biscuit topped with country gravy & choice of a side
$ 12.50
Chicken and Waffles
Boneless chicken and waffles with quality crispy fried chicken piled on a Belgian waffle.
$ 13.00
Buttermilk Pancakes
$
Belgian Waffle
$ 7.50
Biscuits & Gravy
$ 7.95 (Large) $ 5.95 (Small)
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
$
Texas-Style French Toast
$ 8.50
Fresh Blueberry Pancakes
$
Omelettes
3-4 egg omelettes served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and choice of white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade strawberry jam.
Plain Jayne Omelette
Choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone, or pepperjack cheeses.
$ 9.50
Spanish Omelette
Spicy chorizo sausage, green chilies, sauteed onions and peppers, and pepperjack cheese topped with ranchero sauce and sour cream.
$ 10.75
Ham & Cheese Omelette
Hickory smoked ham and choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone or pepperjack cheeses.
$ 9.95
The Cisco Kid
Avocado, mushroom, bell pepper and onion with cheddar and pepperjack cheeses.
$ 10.75
Garden Omelette
Broccoli, mushroom, onion, tomato, cheddar cheese and garlic.
$ 10.75
Western Omelette
Bacon, tomato, avocado and cheddar cheese.
$ 10.75
Greek Omelette
Mix of Kalamata olive, marinated artichoke hearts, capers, roasted red pepper and garlic with feta cheese and fresh spinach.
$ 10.50
El Diablo
This fireball comes with sauteed jalapeno and onion and spicy chorizo sausage, then finished with pepperjack cheese.
$ 10.75
Mile-High Omelette
Sauteed bell pepper, onion, hickory ham and cheddar cheese.
$ 10.75
El Juapo
The heart stopper! An eight-egg omelette stuffed with mushrooms, tomatos, green onion, bacon, sausage and ham, then smothered in mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.
$ 15.50
Skillets
Served with two eggs any style and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.
NW Veg Skillet
Broccoli, cauliflower, mushroom, onion and tomato sauteed and tossed with garlic and seasoned potatoes, then topped with Tillamook cheddar.
$ 10.95
Cajun Skillet
Chorizo sausage, hickory ham, roasted red pepper, green onion, and garlic sauteed with cajun-seasoned potatoes and topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.
$ 10.95
Yee-Hah (South of the Border) Skillet
Spicy Spanish chorizo, sauteed pepper and onion, black olive, cheddar and pepperjack cheeses all served with fresh guacamole and sour cream then tossed with seasoned potatoes.
$ 11.50
“Everything but the Kitchen Sink” Skillet
Bacon, chorizo, ham, onion, tomato, mushroom and black olive topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses tossed with seasoned potatoes.
$ 11.50
Athens Skillet
A mixture of roasted red pepper, artichoke heart, garlic, kalamata olive, capers, and fresh spinach tossed with seasoned potatoes and topped with feta cheese.
$ 10.95
Cheese Steak Skillet
Tender chunks of beef sauteed with onions and peppers, then tossed with our seasoned potatoes and topped with our 3-cheese blend.
$ 10.95
Specialties & Classics
Whether it’s a breakfast classic or one of our most popular specialty dishes, WiseCracks has something for everyone.
Huevos Rancheros
Two flour tortillas with Machaca-style black beans, a three cheese blend and three eggs any style topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns or home fries. *vegetarian black beans available.
$ 10.95
Slamwich
Grilled Texas-style French toast smothered in cheddar, Swiss, scrambled eggs, and choice of bacon, sausage or ham, then sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$ 9.95
Country Road
Come on home with traditional country fried steak smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 12.95
Big Bad Wet Breakfast Burrito
A grande flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo and a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$ 10.50
Miss. Swiss
Asparagas, mushrooms and garlic sauteed in butter and scrambled with 3 eggs, then topped with Swiss. Served with hashbrowns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and toast w/ Grandma’s homemade jam.
$ 10.50
3rd Street Scramble
Scrambled eggs cooked with roasted garlic, fresh spinach, mushroom, feta and pine-nuts. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 10.50
Pigs in a Blanket
Three sausage links wrapped in fluffy buttermilk pancakes and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with 2 eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$ 11.50
Loco-Moco
This Hawaiian-style breakfast includes two scoops of steamed rice and a grilled 1/2 lb hamburger patty smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 10.95
“The Motherload”
Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips and two eggs. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 11.95
Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
A hearty delicious version of this classic breakfast, served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 10.50
German Hashbrowns & Eggs
Grilled onions and white cheddar top a healthy portion of hashbrowns. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 9.25
Hobo Hash
Home fries scrambled with three eggs, ham, bacon, green onion, garlic, tomato and cheddar cheese. Served with toast and Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 9.95
The Double Dipper
Two eggs any style served with two strips of bacon, two sausage links, and two pancakes.
$ 9.50
Beaver combi-Nation
Two eggs any style served with bacon, sausage or ham and a waffle or Texas-style French toast.
$ 10.95
Wet Your Whistle
From marshmallows on your hot chocolate to strawberries in your lemonade, WiseCracks has a specialty drink to surely wet your whistle.
Italian Soda
1/2 club Soda & 1/2 raspberry or strawberry.
$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)
Root Beer Float (Seasonal)
Root Beer with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.
$ 5.00
Beaver Believer (Seasonal)
Orange juice and Club Soda with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.
$ 5.00
Soda Pop
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mt. Dew, Ginger Ale, Rt. Beer, Sierra Mist, Dr. Pepper.
$ 1.95
Juice
Grapefruit, Pineapple, Orange, Apple, Grape, Cranberry, Tomato.
$ 2.50 (Large) $ 1.75 (Small)
Purple Cow (Seasonal)
Grape juice with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.
$ 5.00
Milk
$ 2.95 (Large) $ 1.95 (Small)
Cracked Cold Brew
$ 3.00
Strawberry Lemonade
With fresh strawberries.
$ 4.00
Organic Coffee
Regular or Decaf.
$ 3.00
Hot Tea
Earl Grey, Peppermint, Raspberry, English Breakfast.
$ 3.25
The Broken Mocha
1/2 cocoa & 1/2 coffee topped with whipped cream.
$ 3.95
Organic Chai Tea
Hot or cold with whipped cream & nutmeg.
$ 3.95
Juice Spritzer
1/2 Club Soda & 1/2 Juice of choice.
$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)
Hot Spiced Cider (Seasonal)
$ 3.95
Hot Cocoa
With whipped cream & marshmallows.
$ 3.95
Iced Tea
$ 2.75
Shirly Temple or Roy Rodgers
Sierra Mist or Pepsi with a splash of Grenadine and a Marachino Cherry.
$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)
Skillets
Served with two eggs any style and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.
NW Veg Skillet
Broccoli, cauliflower, mushroom, onion and tomato sauteed and tossed with garlic and seasoned potatoes, then topped with Tillamook cheddar.
$ 10.95
Cajun Skillet
Chorizo sausage, hickory ham, roasted red pepper, green onion, and garlic sauteed with cajun-seasoned potatoes and topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.
$ 10.95
Yee-Hah (South of the Border) Skillet
Spicy Spanish chorizo, sauteed pepper and onion, black olive, cheddar and pepperjack cheeses all served with fresh guacamole and sour cream then tossed with seasoned potatoes.
$ 11.50
“Everything but the Kitchen Sink” Skillet
Bacon, chorizo, ham, onion, tomato, mushroom and black olive topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses tossed with seasoned potatoes.
$ 11.50
Athens Skillet
A mixture of roasted red pepper, artichoke heart, garlic, kalamata olive, capers, and fresh spinach tossed with seasoned potatoes and topped with feta cheese.
$ 10.95
Cheese Steak Skillet
Tender chunks of beef sauteed with onions and peppers, then tossed with our seasoned potatoes and topped with our 3-cheese blend.
$ 10.95
Omelettes
3-4 egg omelettes served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and choice of white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade strawberry jam.
Plain Jayne Omelette
Choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone, or pepperjack cheeses.
$ 9.50
Spanish Omelette
Spicy chorizo sausage, green chilies, sauteed onions and peppers, and pepperjack cheese topped with ranchero sauce and sour cream.
$ 10.75
Ham & Cheese Omelette
Hickory smoked ham and choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone or pepperjack cheeses.
$ 9.95
The Cisco Kid
Avocado, mushroom, bell pepper and onion with cheddar and pepperjack cheeses.
$ 10.75
Garden Omelette
Broccoli, mushroom, onion, tomato, cheddar cheese and garlic.
$ 10.75
Western Omelette
Bacon, tomato, avocado and cheddar cheese.
$ 10.75
Greek Omelette
Mix of Kalamata olive, marinated artichoke hearts, capers, roasted red pepper and garlic with feta cheese and fresh spinach.
$ 10.50
El Diablo
This fireball comes with sauteed jalapeno and onion and spicy chorizo sausage, then finished with pepperjack cheese.
$ 10.75
Mile-High Omelette
Sauteed bell pepper, onion, hickory ham and cheddar cheese.
$ 10.75
El Juapo
The heart stopper! An eight-egg omelette stuffed with mushrooms, tomatos, green onion, bacon, sausage and ham, then smothered in mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.
$ 15.50
Benny's
Julias Love Child
Ham, bacon, asparagus, broccoli, garlic, and green onion sautéed together and tossed with home fries, then topped with two poached eggs and finished with hollandaise & choice of toast.
$ 15.00
For the Love of Benny
This amazing mix-up includes poached eggs, bacon, avocado, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. House fave!
$ 15.00
Cowboy “Benny”
Fresh buttermilk biscuits topped with mini hamburger patties scrambled eggs, and hollandaise. Served with hashbrowns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$ 10.50
Eggs “Benny”
This classic rendition includes hickory ham, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. Eggs Florentine may be substituted.
$ 10.50
Wet Your Whistle
From marshmallows on your hot chocolate to strawberries in your lemonade, WiseCracks has a specialty drink to surely wet your whistle.
Italian Soda
1/2 club Soda & 1/2 raspberry or strawberry.
$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)
Root Beer Float (Seasonal)
Root Beer with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.
$ 5.00
Beaver Believer (Seasonal)
Orange juice and Club Soda with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.
$ 5.00
Soda Pop
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mt. Dew, Ginger Ale, Rt. Beer, Sierra Mist, Dr. Pepper.
$ 1.95
Juice
Grapefruit, Pineapple, Orange, Apple, Grape, Cranberry, Tomato.
$ 2.50 (Large) $ 1.75 (Small)
Purple Cow (Seasonal)
Grape juice with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.
$ 5.00
Milk
$ 2.95 (Large) $ 1.95 (Small)
Cracked Cold Brew
$ 3.00
Strawberry Lemonade
With fresh strawberries.
$ 4.00
Organic Coffee
Regular or Decaf.
$ 3.00
Hot Tea
Earl Grey, Peppermint, Raspberry, English Breakfast.
$ 3.25
The Broken Mocha
1/2 cocoa & 1/2 coffee topped with whipped cream.
$ 3.95
Organic Chai Tea
Hot or cold with whipped cream & nutmeg.
$ 3.95
Juice Spritzer
1/2 Club Soda & 1/2 Juice of choice.
$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)
Hot Spiced Cider (Seasonal)
$ 3.95
Hot Cocoa
With whipped cream & marshmallows.
$ 3.95
Iced Tea
$ 2.75
Shirly Temple or Roy Rodgers
Sierra Mist or Pepsi with a splash of Grenadine and a Marachino Cherry.
$ 3.50 (Large) $ 2.50 (Small)
From The Griddle
Delicious, fresh, and always a favorite category, "From The Griddle" caters to both the sweet and savory palate! Jazz up your selection with whipped cream and fresh berries!
Mother Clucker
Crispy chicken, Tillamook cheddar, grilled homemade biscuit topped with country gravy & choice of a side
$ 12.50
Chicken and Waffles
Boneless chicken and waffles with quality crispy fried chicken piled on a Belgian waffle.
$ 13.00
Buttermilk Pancakes
$
Belgian Waffle
$ 7.50
Biscuits & Gravy
$ 7.95 (Large) $ 5.95 (Small)
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
$
Texas-Style French Toast
$ 8.50
Fresh Blueberry Pancakes
$
Back To The Basics
Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma‛s homemade jam.
One Egg
$ 6.25
Two Eggs
$ 7.50
Ham, bacon or sausage and two eggs
$ 9.95
Ham, bacon or sausage and one egg
$ 8.50
Early Bird Special!
Available until 8am!
$ 7.50
Specialties & Classics
Whether it’s a breakfast classic or one of our most popular specialty dishes, WiseCracks has something for everyone.
Huevos Rancheros
Two flour tortillas with Machaca-style black beans, a three cheese blend and three eggs any style topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns or home fries. *vegetarian black beans available.
$ 10.95
Slamwich
Grilled Texas-style French toast smothered in cheddar, Swiss, scrambled eggs, and choice of bacon, sausage or ham, then sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$ 9.95
Country Road
Come on home with traditional country fried steak smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 12.95
Big Bad Wet Breakfast Burrito
A grande flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo and a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$ 10.50
Miss. Swiss
Asparagas, mushrooms and garlic sauteed in butter and scrambled with 3 eggs, then topped with Swiss. Served with hashbrowns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and toast w/ Grandma’s homemade jam.
$ 10.50
3rd Street Scramble
Scrambled eggs cooked with roasted garlic, fresh spinach, mushroom, feta and pine-nuts. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 10.50
Pigs in a Blanket
Three sausage links wrapped in fluffy buttermilk pancakes and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with 2 eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
$ 11.50
Loco-Moco
This Hawaiian-style breakfast includes two scoops of steamed rice and a grilled 1/2 lb hamburger patty smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 10.95
“The Motherload”
Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips and two eggs. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 11.95
Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
A hearty delicious version of this classic breakfast, served with two eggs any style and choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 10.50
German Hashbrowns & Eggs
Grilled onions and white cheddar top a healthy portion of hashbrowns. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 9.25
Hobo Hash
Home fries scrambled with three eggs, ham, bacon, green onion, garlic, tomato and cheddar cheese. Served with toast and Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$ 9.95
The Double Dipper
Two eggs any style served with two strips of bacon, two sausage links, and two pancakes.
$ 9.50
Beaver combi-Nation
Two eggs any style served with bacon, sausage or ham and a waffle or Texas-style French toast.
$ 10.95